David "Dave" Stutler ϟ The Prime Merlinean (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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calling_logs2016-07-12 09:35 pm
dragonring) wrote in calling_logs2016-07-12 09:35 pm
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[Open] Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
WHO: Dave and you
WHAT: Magic shenanigans/effects
WHEN: After the latest broadcast that announces the free potion samples
WHERE: The Goblin Market at Sorcery
NOTES: If you wanna plot any other funny effects, please don't hesitate to contact me!
[Dave doesn't trust the market sellers, especially the goblins.
He only passes by the market once and that's enough to give him sketchy vibes. When he tells his master the story, Balthazar actually agrees... but sends him anyway, because every sorcerer must deal with strange magical objects and annoying creatures at least once. It's part of the deal.
So here is Dave now, awkwardly walking through The Goblin Market, Aithne perched on his shoulder and constantly turning her head to keep an eye on everything. Her master is obviously nervous, so she needs to look out for him! Sadly she isn't as magical as he is and can't stop all the incoming trouble...
(A) Ugh, those sellers sure are insistent, but the worse ones are the ones who can tell if someone has powers. Did you want to buy anything here? Sorry, buddy, but this goblin won't pay attention to you until he's done with Dave. He wants him as a client! He's powerful, he's special, he's perfect! Dave, on the other hand, wants to get out without offending anyone that may hurt him. That look that throws at you is begging for help.
(B) Look, he's a physicist, alright. Potions that work with natural forces like magnetism will call his attention. Does that mean he expects to be pulled towards you, random visitor, without being able to pull off? Well, no, of course not. But being stuck together is still a thing now. Enjoy the nerd with the clockwork owl trying to peck you two apart.
(C) Oh, hey, guess who is having a bit of trouble controlling his magic thanks to another stupid potion? Not Dave! ...ok, it is Dave. So sorry, fellow shopper, for any possible little flame on your sleeve, plasma spark that can make you bristle, the random color change of your hair, or for making you levitate. Hey, at least you don't have to walk anymore, right?
(D) Are you allergic to nerds? Because coming near Dave is making you sneeze and super itchy. Or maybe Dave is allergic to you. Excuse him if he sneezes on your shirt, it's hard to do at the same time as scratching all his freaking body.
...mmh? Oh, the wheezy voice? That's not the seller's products' fault. That's just regular Dave. Yeah, he has heard all the jokes before, thank you.]
WHAT: Magic shenanigans/effects
WHEN: After the latest broadcast that announces the free potion samples
WHERE: The Goblin Market at Sorcery
NOTES: If you wanna plot any other funny effects, please don't hesitate to contact me!
[Dave doesn't trust the market sellers, especially the goblins.
He only passes by the market once and that's enough to give him sketchy vibes. When he tells his master the story, Balthazar actually agrees... but sends him anyway, because every sorcerer must deal with strange magical objects and annoying creatures at least once. It's part of the deal.
So here is Dave now, awkwardly walking through The Goblin Market, Aithne perched on his shoulder and constantly turning her head to keep an eye on everything. Her master is obviously nervous, so she needs to look out for him! Sadly she isn't as magical as he is and can't stop all the incoming trouble...
(A) Ugh, those sellers sure are insistent, but the worse ones are the ones who can tell if someone has powers. Did you want to buy anything here? Sorry, buddy, but this goblin won't pay attention to you until he's done with Dave. He wants him as a client! He's powerful, he's special, he's perfect! Dave, on the other hand, wants to get out without offending anyone that may hurt him. That look that throws at you is begging for help.
(B) Look, he's a physicist, alright. Potions that work with natural forces like magnetism will call his attention. Does that mean he expects to be pulled towards you, random visitor, without being able to pull off? Well, no, of course not. But being stuck together is still a thing now. Enjoy the nerd with the clockwork owl trying to peck you two apart.
(C) Oh, hey, guess who is having a bit of trouble controlling his magic thanks to another stupid potion? Not Dave! ...ok, it is Dave. So sorry, fellow shopper, for any possible little flame on your sleeve, plasma spark that can make you bristle, the random color change of your hair, or for making you levitate. Hey, at least you don't have to walk anymore, right?
(D) Are you allergic to nerds? Because coming near Dave is making you sneeze and super itchy. Or maybe Dave is allergic to you. Excuse him if he sneezes on your shirt, it's hard to do at the same time as scratching all his freaking body.
...mmh? Oh, the wheezy voice? That's not the seller's products' fault. That's just regular Dave. Yeah, he has heard all the jokes before, thank you.]