The good news, such as it is, is that he's not too interested in spending too much time with his nose buried in his own crotch, and there's a sentence he never expected to float through his head.

He backs up and sits down when Steve stops protesting and pulls out the burger. Waits for him to hold it out, takes it with an extreme amount of care not to catch fingers and wolfs -pun intended - it down.

Then immediately leaps up and makes a grab for Steve's hat.